Dick Cheney Assumes Presidential Powers As Bush Undergoes Colonoscopy

Bush might be getting a Colonoscopy but it is America that is getting it up the back side. I don't know which is worse Bush in charge or Cheney. That is probably why there haven't been assasination attempts on either man. No kidding: the legal and constitutional solution is to get both of these clowns impeached, at the same time:

President George W. Bush transferred the powers of the presidency to Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday just before being sedated for a routine screening to detect colon cancer.

With a signed letter to the leaders of the House and Senate, Bush temporarily transferred his authority at 7:16 a.m. (1116 GMT) to Cheney, who is at his home on the Chesapeake Bay in St. Michaels, Maryland, about 30 miles (50 kilometers) east of Washington.

"The vice president is now serving as acting president," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.